Almost fifteen years, I have to remind myself to not over exaggerate our timeline lest the pretty eyes frown at me. Over the years many projects, many people and many obsessions have come and gone, I find it interesting to take a step back and analyze my life for what it is. We are a …
The Identity Game
In a stunning character reveal, we discovered that a life peer of the British house of Lords referred to the newly elected (as of time of scribbling) vice-president elect as "the Indian" because he didn't know her name. Allegedly. The Britishverse was naturally aghast at such overt language …
Brexit Musings & Schadenfreude
Tomorrow as the rooster crows Brits the world over will wake up without the intrinsic rights EU membership offers. Sitting here in Portugal with my multiple citizenships I am in a unique position to reflect on what this means for me, for us, for them and ultimately what the consequences will be for …
Bedrock
The girl & I make an odd couple. I remember my in laws telling us the Bishop thought our marriage would only last a couple of years at most (fucking blow me). I remember feeling a sense of distaste over such a crude assessment of the most important relationship in my life, but in hindsight, …
Organic Threat Destroyed, Garden Gets Amputated
The girl & I have been fretting over the state of our garden for the past month. Portuguese households being quite fastidious when it comes to outward appearances (especially in our neighbourhood), it was quite depressing to deal with the unsightly mess the previous occupiers left us with. On …
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To Sunnier Shores
If you follow us on some other platforms, you will know by now that we have absconded from the dreary UK to sunnier shores, to Portugal in fact. I have much to say about the why behind our move (spoiler alert: Home Office can go fuck itself). Our experiences moving "properly" across countries …