In a stunning character reveal, we discovered that a life peer of the British house of Lords referred to the newly elected (as of time of scribbling) vice-president elect as "the Indian" because he …
Brexit Musings & Schadenfreude
Tomorrow as the rooster crows Brits the world over will wake up without the intrinsic rights EU membership offers. Sitting here in Portugal with my multiple citizenships I am in a unique position to …
Bedrock
The girl & I make an odd couple. I remember my in laws telling us the Bishop thought our marriage would only last a couple of years at most (fucking blow me). I remember feeling a sense of …
Organic Threat Destroyed, Garden Gets Amputated
The girl & I have been fretting over the state of our garden for the past month. Portuguese households being quite fastidious when it comes to outward appearances (especially in our …
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To Sunnier Shores
If you follow us on some other platforms, you will know by now that we have absconded from the dreary UK to sunnier shores, to Portugal in fact. I have much to say about the why behind our move …
Yes, James Gunn Once Said Stupid Things: Reality Check – So Have You
Coffee. Pinch of snuff. Internet. That's my routine folks, no variance; just the same shit day in, day out. It's interesting to read bullshit online. As someone who makes his monies from …
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